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BARNACLES OF BOTCHILISM - v Port Vale

Last updated : 29 January 2011 By Kris P Bacon

 

I was sitting with the wife eating my baked beans the other day and wondering what Mighty imps players had heads like Baked Beans?
I think the only choice was Stuart Bimson, the flying central defender who terrorised the flanks for years at the Imps, with the Faithful delighted with his workload.  Of course different baked beans might have different shapes and different sauces, but anyway, we aren't here to talk about Baked Beans, we are hear to talk about the Imps.
Today's opponents are that Bristol side, Port Vale, named after Port Swansea in Australia.  
One man synonimous with both sides is Imp's Central Midfielder, Joe Anyon.  Anyon spent 109 games as the Midfield powerhouse of the Vale, before leaving for the goalkeepers position at the Mighty Imps in the summer.  I'm sure he will be looking at scoring a goal today, that's if he gets in the side ahead of the Sunderland signing, Trevor Manning.
News is coming in of a pitch inspection at 12pm Midday, 1200 hours at the home of football, Sincil Bank.  I'm sure If I spoke to the pitch for half an hour the bluster I could come out with would warm up an igloo let alone a football pitch!
Anyway, up the Imps, I'm just about to start on another round of baked beans!

I was sitting with the wife eating my baked beans the other day and wondering what Mighty imps players had heads like Baked Beans?I think the only choice was Stuart Bimson, the flying central defender who terrorised the flanks for years at the Imps, with the Faithful delighted with his workload.  Of course different baked beans might have different shapes and different sauces, but anyway, we aren't here to talk about Baked Beans, we are here to talk about the Imps.

Today's opponents are that Bristol side, Port Vale, named after Port Swansea in Australia.  

One man synonimous with both sides is Imp's Central Midfielder, Joe Anyon.  Anyon spent 109 games as the Midfield powerhouse of the Vale, before leaving for the goalkeepers position at the Mighty Imps in the summer.  I'm sure he will be looking at scoring a goal today, that's if he gets in the side ahead of the Sunderland signing, Trevor Manning.

News is coming in of a pitch inspection at 12pm Midday, 1200 hours at the home of football, Sincil Bank.  I'm sure If I spoke to the pitch for half an hour the bluster I could come out with would melt an igloo let alone a football pitch!

Anyway, up the Imps, I'm just about to start on another round of baked beans, then I'll be deciding on today's biscuits to take with me - would they be bourbons or custard creams?  The decisions I have to make being one of the Faithful!