Rumours are circulating the world of media today that Janos 'I'm not Dolph Lundgren' Kovacs has decided to enter this years Strictly Come Dancing.
Janos, who has a lot of time on his hands since Chris Sutton started stealing Fulham, has been seen practicing with Northwich Victoria part timer Lee Elam. Early reports indicate that Janos was hoping for a female partner, but chose Lee after every Hungarian woman was judged to be 'less pretty than a plasterers radio'.
It's not known what Janos' favourite dance is yet, but with 'Elbows' Elam as his partner the pair are sure to progress well in the competition. Indeed it's thought they might even make the second round.
See below for an exclusive picture of the two rehearsing for the show. Another LCM exclusive.