BARNACLES OF BOTCHILISM - v Morecambe

Last updated : 11 February 2011 By Kris P Bacon

 

Well what a fantastic goal it was for the Imps last Tuesday as they 
played the Welsh wizards Shrewsbury City.  I was busy eating biscuits 
at the time Grimes hit it in the onion bag, it might have been a ginger 
nut or a chocolate hob nob.
But we aren't here to talk about chocolate hob nobs, we are here to 
talk about the Mighty Imps sticking the ball in the back of the onion 
bag.  If they can score goals like that it will be an icing on the cake 
for a season of promise and optimism.  It really takes the biscuit 
anyone not being as optimistic as me because the Faithful always 
think the same way as me and they don't like anything better than a 
goal right in the back of the onion bag.
As for tomorrows game against Morecambe, named after that 
celebrated comedian, Tommy Trinder, who owned the club for fifty 
years in the 1900s.  The manager of Morecambe, Ernie Wise, has been 
wise enough for years and brought the club up to the Football League 
from the non League.
The Imps are on the way up, particularly with the way they scored their splendid goal against the Shrewsbury's on Tuesday.  Tilson's barmy army continues it's run and dare I say Mr Dorrian, it's promotion form.

Well what a fantastic goal it was for the Imps last Tuesday as they 
played the Welsh wizards Shrewsbury City.  I was busy eating biscuits 
at the time Grimes hit it in the onion bag, it might have been a ginger 
nut or a chocolate hob nob.

But we aren't here to talk about chocolate hob nobs, we are here to 
talk about the Mighty Imps sticking the ball in the back of the onion 
bag.  If they can score goals like that it will be an icing on the cake 
for a season of promise and optimism.  It really takes the biscuit 
anyone not being as optimistic as me because the Faithful always 
think the same way as me and they don't like anything better than a 
goal right in the back of the onion bag.

As for tomorrows game against Morecambe, named after that 
celebrated comedian, Tommy Trinder, who owned the club for fifty 
years in the 1900s.  The manager of Morecambe, Ernie Wise, has been 
wise enough for years and brought the club up to the Football League 
from the non League.

The Imps are on the way up, particularly with the way they scored their
splendid goal against the Shrewsbury's on Tuesday.  Tilson's barmy army continues it's run and dare I say Mr Dorrian, it's promotion form.